who are you people? what are you doing in my room?Now I know a good deal of my friends use DA, in fact I often read theirs in order to find out about things going on in their life (which is the reason this account exists at all) but for some reason I never used my own account. I’d like to say it was maybe some moral protest, enlighten view or maybe my amazing Godly Ego which prevented me from posting on this lowly site but the hard to honest truth is I couldn’t figure out where the ‘upload’ button was. Now I’ve found it I intend to abuse until the internet breaks.
For all the people who don't know me hiya, I'm ken and I’m amazingly rich, good looking, abs of steel and modest too. For all the people who do know, they’ll know that only one of those statements is true and that I tend to make inappropriate jokes in a lame attempt to be funny. I’m also a member of Sweatdrop, MUJS and the human race which at the moment is panting, wheezing, asthmatic collective of slowpokes rather than any kind of race. I work with telecoms for a living so if your internet is down for X amount of time you can be sure that someone in my line of work has just fucked up. I also draw funny Japanese cartoons in my spare time and have a comic on-going over at [link]
Anyway thanks for reading and I hope to be making further use of this site in future
Cheerful
and if I feel like drawing some fanservice I'll be sure to think of your night elves
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Message: This is scary!
The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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"Is it that show about the little girl that wanders around the jungle without any adult supervision, averting crises and conversing with wild animals with the aid of her foreign-language-speaking monkey?"
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Make someones day - give them a hug
Avatar made by the completely awesome *badly-shaded!
I'm gunna watch this space aswell
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